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    Mohammed stole vehicles from Iraq's National Museum

    Al-Sahhaf appears on Abu Dhabi Television, one of the Arab-speaking world's most popular satellite channels, in a weekly series of interviews, talking about Iraq and the war. Unlike many of his former colleagues in the government of Saddam Hussein, Al-Sahhaf is not a fugitive on the run because he was not included on the U.S. most wanted list. He now lives in United Arab Emirates, where he fled with his family in mid-July 2003.

      10-10-2003

    Mohammed stole vehicles from Iraq's National Museum

    Iraqi Minister of Culture said Wednesday that Muhammed Said al Sahaf is suspected of stealing 10 vehicles, owned by the Iraq National Museum. There is an option to take legal action against Muhammed Said al Sahaf on charges of theft.

      8-10-2003

    $200.000 paid for interview?

    Arabiya TV pays for interview:
    The former Iraqi information minister Mohammed Saeed Al Sahhaf was paid US$200,000 to give his first interview since the war. "We were trying to get the interview for several weeks. We managed to get his agreement but only after we gave him some promises and $200,000," said Dr Saad Al Hasani, head of Al Arabiya's Baghdad bureau.

      29-6-2003

    Mohammed to go for TY?

    Rumours say that Abu Dhabi TV has asked Mohammed again to join their crew. He could host his own current affair show. He was asked to leave Iraq to go live in the United Arab Emirates. But Sahaf is ordered by the coalition not to leave Iraq.

      28-6-2003

    Interview after Mirror article

    The interview Thursday came a day after Britain's Daily Mirror reported Sahhaf had been taken into custody. The Dubai-based station said the interview aimed to dispel that claim. Al-Arabiya showed a five-minute segment of the 30-minute interview conducted Thursday in a Baghdad suburb. "The time is not ripe yet to say what happened. When history is ready, then we can talk about it," he said. "It was a difficult situation, not for one individual, but for everybody," he said. Sahhaf "was exclusively interviewed in his hide-out in Baghdad," it said, but did not specify where.

      27-6-2003

    He reappeared

    Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf emerged on Arabic news channel Al-Arabiya and Abu Dhabi TV saying the U.S. released him after questioning. The interviews were taken on Thursday in Baghdad not saying where exactly. Al-Sahhaf did not directly back down from some of his false claims during the war. ``Through some friends, I went to the Americans,'' he said. ``I was interrogated about a number of subjects related to my job. After that, I was released.'' Attackers launched a flurry of deadly new strikes on US targets in Baghdad on Thursday as a former Iraqi minister said he had surrendered to US troops only to be freed.

      26-6-2003

    I am remastering these movies for improved quality. Stay tuned. (28-6-2003)

    1e Interview 26 june !! (10Mbyte/ 265kb/s)

    2e Interview 26 june !! (12Mbyte/ 300kb/s)

    TRANSCRIPT

    Sahaf: These are hard time on everybody.

    Journalist: During the last few (days?) how did you get into contact with the Americans?

    Sahaf: I got to the Americans with the help of some friends. The Americans asked me (interrogated me) some time, after the interrogations I was set free.

    Journalist: Did they interview you (asked questions) regarding your work as information minister?

    Sahaf: Yes they did, yes.

    Journalist: (inaudible) (something about viewing Sahafs role the last days of the war )

    Sahaf: The history will clear the issue of that perceptions of the last days of the war. (inaudible) God willing these time (inaudible)

    Later they discuss the things Sahaf said during the press meetings

    Sahaf: I acted as information minister, former minister, talking (on behalf) of the leadership. (inaudible) Time will reveal the truth.

    Then, journalist askes something about the place where Hotel Palestine was situated (very inaudible)

    Sahaf: This was not the real picture.

    Journalist: There were some American soldiers there.

    (Sahaf does not reply to that one)

    Journalist: (inaudible) Some soldiers took their uniforms off and disappeared just like that.

    Sahaf: (something like: I don’t know about that)

    Journalist: Mister information minister, I want to ask you something about (your) future fate (inaudible) Arabic situation.....next stage......

    Journalist goes on about the former regime, asks a question about the Baath party (very inaudible).

    Sahaf: No. I think everybody knows about that.

    In comes the anchorman announcing the full interview will be aired at 7 o clock Greenwich time tomorrow.

    All credits to Timsah. He did this excellent translation! Sorry for the very bad audio in my movie file. I’ll find a solution to that soon.


    Al Arabia is a new channel based in Saudi Arabia, which started broadcasting in February. It's said to be more balanced than Al Jazeera, the cable channel based in Qatar that is known as the CNN of the Mideast and best known as a sometime platform for Usama bin Laden.


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    New Al Sahaf Quotes

    "Via some friends, I went to the Americans ... and there was an interrogation about a number of issues concerning my work. After the interrogation I was released."


    "The time is not ripe yet to say what happened. When's history is ready, then we can talk about it."


    "The network for collecting and transmitting information was much stronger in the governorates than in Baghdad. The information was correct, but the interpretations were not ... I did my duty up to the last minute."


    "I'm no longer looking for any political role - that's finished."


    "History will never come back again but I do not regret what I did."

      26-6-2003
    Soundboard


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    QUOTES (NO SOUND)

    ``God will roast their stomachs in hell´´

    ``I think this is very laughable for a Superpower to be so cheap to drop inside Iraq such poor things and they are printed in Kuwait´´

    ``Not at all´´, Sahaf said when asked about if he was frightened.

    Mohammed accused U.N. of conducting ``a savage campaign of disinformation´´

    ``Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected. Iraqis are heroes.´´

    ``We are going to tackle them and going to destroy them´´

    ``Coalition forces have not crossed the Tigris River and are not approaching Baghdad´´

    ``"....They started throwing booby traps on the Iraqi villages and townships. Do you know what are the booby traps? Pens and pencils. Booby traps. They started throwing pencils but they are booby traps´´ -- ``The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps´´ but then Mohammed changes his mind and tells us ``I am not talking about the American people and the British people... I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children´´

    ``What they say about a breakthrough is completely an illusion. They are sending their warplanes to fly very low in order to have vibrations on these sacred places.´´

    ``They are lying every day. They are lying always, and mainly they are lying to their public opinion´´

    ``Their tombs will be here in Iraq!´´

    ``Baghdad is bracing to pummel the invaders´´

    ``We will push those crooks, those mercenaries back into the swamp´´

    FUN

    Mohammed leest zonder zijn bril een rede van president Saddam. Bij nader inzien blijkt het om blanko papieren te gaan! // Mohammed is reading a statement of Saddam without his glasses. Apparently the pieces of paper are empty!


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    Bio

    Who was he

    Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf (also Mohammed Said al-Sahhaf) was a diplomat and a politician) In this war he was the Information Minister of Iraq. He is a Shia Muslim, thus an outsider in the Sunni dominated government

    Where did he come from

    In contrary to many others Mohammed is not from the area around Saddam's hometown, Tikrit, but he was born in Hilla, south of Baghdad, in 1940. He studied journalism and wanted to become an English teacher, but gave that up. He joined the Baath Party in 1963. After being ambassador to Burma, Italy, Sweden and the U.N. he became head of the Iraqi broadcasting company. In 1991 he made it to foreign minister and stayed that for 10 years.

    UPDATEHe is married is wife name is Lamiya and he has 3 kids: Zyad and Osama (boys) are both medical doctors, Osama works in an Irish hospital in Ireland. His daughters name is Thefaaf.

    Where did he go?

    He was captured ,interrogated and released by the Americans. He has given an interview. The enterviewers wouldn't reveil his current hideout.

    Anecdote

    I got a mail from Timsah with this very interesting anecdote.

    ''A little unknown fact about Mohammed Sahaf. His full name (Mohammed Saed as-Sahaf) has a funny translation into English. Saed means "happy" (the name of his father) and as-Sahaf means "media" or better "journalist". So, the name would translate into "The Happy Journalist" - and we can agree the name is most fitting!''

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